"Senator Gerry McMander." Bahahaha! You wrap humor (satire) into a very real issue. The only thing the flat earthers will hear is "... can't nominate a qualified justice." That'll sound reasonably logical to them though. Next they'll start sending you quotes that "the founding fathers" posted on the internet! Most think the constitution begins with "We the People..." as well! Great job with your comedy work. Keep 'em coming. Hahaha!